#biscuit joint

[fieriframes]

[Okay, you have got to make some sense of what's going on here. You got a bar, a pizza joint, a biscuit joint, and you have two food trucks. Yep. Two food trucks out of this same building.]

[makswoodworking]

Woodworking Joinery Techniques: A Comprehensive Guide for All Skill Levels

Woodworking joinery techniques are an essential part of any woodworker’s skillset, as they help create sturdy and visually appealing connections between wooden parts. In this article, we will delve into some popular woodworking joinery techniques, discuss their applications, and provide step-by-step instructions for mastering them. Whether you’re a seasoned woodworker or just starting, this guide…

[wearenemies]

these guys are like mclennon to me for real

[lachatalovematcha]

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🎀🤎Princess Milk Bisquit de Q-pot.🎀🤎

[must-be-missa]

[bonkie]

Princess Milk Bisquit de Q-pot

[sleepnoises]

look AT. my cobbler

[captainjonnitkessler]

I found the woodworking version of the Great British Bake-off, a show called Good With Wood, and now I too can know what it's like to be one of those people yelling at the screen about proper moisture ratios or whatever it is people who know about baking go on about while watching that show. Except I'm yelling about proper joinery techniques.

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[hummingyummin]

Out here wanting to not just ruin someones waistline but also their taste in food

[dancingastralwitch]

EID TOMORROW!!!

[healthandwellness001]

Health Benefits of Almond

ALMOND OF CALIFORNIA Almond is an amazing fruit. There are many ” Health benefits of Almond”. some of them are mentioned below. Almonds are nutrient-rich nuts that have been linked to a variety of health benefits. They are a good source of protein, fiber, healthy fats, vitamins, and minerals.Many other fruits like Date, Banana, Apple, Sugarcane, pomegranates, etc. Almond is another fruit which…

[jammydodger3579]

Mary Jane Mindset

Summary: Wade and Logan get stoned together.

A/N: this was requested on discord, so hopefully yall like it. Haven't written for Wade before so enjoy. Sorry it's short lol. Patreon here

18+ for mature audiences only

700+ word count.

Warnings: drug use, swearing

“No, absolutely not” 

“Come on, just once... It’s a rite of passage!”

“I’ve done it before and I didn’t like it” Logan looked at the bong in front of him. It was disgusting, bright pink and covered in my little pony stickers. He looked at Wade, who was smiling like a schoolgirl. “Didn’t even work, healing factor and all”

“Not this strain, I grew it myself. From a wee baby plant. I call it “Bruce Banner” cause it’s big, mean and green. Could probably get him stoned too. God knows he needs it” 

“Have you even cleaned this thing?” He picked up the bong, looking at it questioningly. Wade shook his head. 

“Not even once. Keeps the good stuff in” Logan sighed, placing it back down on the coffee table. Wade walked into the kitchen and looked around in a drawer for a bit before walking back to the couch. He chucked some rolling papers at Logan. “Here, is that better?” Wade said, looking at the man. Logan nodded. 

“Okay fine, just this once” Logan said, caving into Wade’s antics. Wade giggled and clapped his hands together. Logan had been living with Wade for the past three weeks, and they seemed to get along enough. Logan mostly tolerated him, especially since he was staying with Wade and Blind Al for free. Wade got out his rolling tray and started grinding up the flower. Logan scoffed, Wade’s whole set-up was pink and purple, and his grinder was the shape of a cinnamon roll. “Cute” 

“You know you love it. Yukio got it for me” “I’m sure she did” Logan handed the rolling papers over to Wade. He started rolling the joint, struggling a little. 

“We’re gonna need water, snacks and something to watch” Wade handed the tv remote to Logan. He flicked through the movie options before settling on one called The Room. “You picked the worst movie in the world!” 

“Not my problem” Logan said with a smirk. He got up and went to the kitchen. He got a bag of pretzels, chocolate biscuits and two glasses of water for himself and Wade. He placed everything down on the coffee table before resuming his seat next to Wade, who’s just finished rolling a joint. He put it between his lips and lit the end of it, puffing out the smoke. He took another puff before handing it to Logan, intentionally blowing smoke in his face. 

“Puff puff pass,” Wade said. Logan nodded, taking the joint. He took a drag, letting the smoke sit in his lungs for a while before exhaling. It had an earthy aftertaste. He did it again before handing the joint back to Wade. The two kept exchanging the joint as they watched the movie. Logan lifted his hand to point something out on the TV.

“Whoa, what the fuck” His whole arm felt like jelly as it was suspended in the air. Wade smiled, exhaling smoke through his nose. 

“You’re cooked” he laughed, looking at Logan. His eyes were bloodshot. Logan sat back on the couch. 

“Whoa, I feel like I’m sinking,” he said, shifting in his seat. Wade finished the joint off, putting it out in an ashtray. He was smiling, watching as Logan adjusts to being properly stoned for the first time. Logan looked around the room, his vision felt colourful. Everything seemed more vibrant and pretty. He looked at the man sitting next to him, face full of fondness. “How long is this gonna last?” 

“At least an hour, maybe longer. It’s trial by fire” Wade shrugged, stretching his arms over his head and yawning. “Man, I could nap right now” 

“Don’t fall asleep, tell me something interesting” 

“Okay well, have I ever told you about all the trolls movies?” Wade said, blinking to keep his eyes open. For the next half hour, Logan gave his full attention to Wade, listening intently. He wouldn’t admit it, but he loved listening to Wade ramble on about something he found interesting. “OH oh oh!! This is my favourite part!” Wade said pointing at the TV. “I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit! I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi, Mark” Wade quoted, doing the accent and everything. Logan smiled at the impression.

“I see why this is the worst movie,” he said, laughing. He didn’t want to admit he was having fun, but his actions gave it away. Wade smiled. 

“Look at you, enjoying yourself. I need to get you stoned more often” 

“Let's not make a habit of it” Logan said in a gruff voice, but he smiled afterwards. He grabbed the bag of pretzels and started eating. Food felt even more delicious than usual.

“There are other drugs we can try” 

“Absolutely not” 

[xm4g1c-m1r4x]

could you please write something for the batfam members and a reader who uses any pronouns, who has chronic pain and who's vigilante name is ghost

Through Pain and Shadows

(I tried my best! I hope you like it and lmk if I'm exadurating anything!! - xoxo Mira)

Debrief: As the Bat-family rallies around (Y/N), the vigilante known as Ghost, they remind them that chronic pain doesn’t have to be faced alone. Through their support and care, (Y/N) learns the value of leaning on their found family in both shadows and struggles.

Setting: Wayne Manor, late night after a mission.

The Bat-family was used to patching themselves up after long nights of crime-fighting. Tonight was no different—except for Ghost.

(Y/N) sat on the couch in the Batcave, gingerly removing their gloves. Their hands trembled slightly, the ache in their joints flaring after hours of combat. Though the mission had gone smoothly, the toll on their body was evident.

Tim was the first to notice. He approached with a bottle of water and a small grin. “You okay, Ghost? You’re looking a little pale. Paler than usual, I mean.”

(Y/N) chuckled softly, the sound tinged with exhaustion. “I’m fine, Red. Just the usual.”

Bruce, perched at the Batcomputer, turned to glance at them, his sharp eyes narrowing. “The usual shouldn’t mean pushing through pain you can’t handle. How bad is it?”

“It’s manageable,” (Y/N) said, brushing off the concern. They weren’t one to complain, even when their body begged them to.

Dick plopped down beside them, an easy smile on his face. “You’re too stubborn for your own good. I know that look. You’re hurting more than you’re letting on.”

Jason leaned against the wall, arms crossed, but his voice was softer than usual. “You know, no one’s going to think less of you for taking a break. Hell, I do it all the time. Self-care and all that.”

(Y/N) sighed, their shoulders slumping. “It’s not that simple. Chronic pain doesn’t take a break, even if I do.”

The room fell quiet for a moment. Damian, sitting nearby and cleaning his sword, spoke up without looking at them. “You shouldn’t let pride stop you from accepting help. Even warriors need rest.”

(Y/N) blinked, a little surprised by the youngest Wayne’s words, but they nodded. “I appreciate it, really. But sometimes, it’s just easier to push through.”

Barbara wheeled closer, her tone gentle but firm. “Pushing through can make things worse. You’re part of this family now, Ghost. That means we’ve got your back—whether it’s out there or here.”

Tim nudged (Y/N)’s arm. “She’s right. Besides, we have Alfred. Pretty sure he could heal a broken heart with tea and biscuits.”

As if summoned, Alfred appeared with a tray of tea and an ice pack. “Master Timothy exaggerates, but I do aim to provide. Here, Ghost, this will help with the swelling.”

(Y/N) couldn’t help but smile as they accepted the ice pack. “Thanks, Alfred.”

Jason smirked. “See? Told you. The man’s a miracle worker.”

Bruce stood, his expression softening. “You don’t have to do this alone, (Y/N). Being part of this team means leaning on each other when we need to. Don’t forget that.”

(Y/N) looked around at the family—these chaotic, protective people who had somehow become their own—and nodded. “Alright. I’ll try to remember that.”

Dick threw an arm around their shoulders, careful not to jostle them too much. “Good. Because we’re not letting you forget it.”

For the first time that night, (Y/N) allowed themselves to relax, letting the warmth of the family’s support ease the pain, if only a little.

[bonkie]

Princess Milk Bisquit de Q-pot

[mpreglover225]

[Newly Declassified Document from U.S. Army Medical Corps Archives, 1944 Subject: Medical Assessment Report — Pvt. Andrew “Drew” Matthews (Service No. 5XXXX) Date: May 10, 1944 Location: Field Hospital, Western Front

Background & Context

Private Andrew “Drew” Matthews, 18, is currently serving overseas under the U.S. Army. Initial enlistment was in late 1943. He has been under periodic medical review following the discovery of an unexpected pregnancy while stationed in-theater. According to the most recent examinations, Pvt. Matthews is now at approximately seven months gestation. This update provides a detailed assessment of his physical condition, with particular focus on rectal and hip adaptations pertinent to male pregnancy.

Current Medical Evaluation

General Physical Status

Vital Signs:

Blood Pressure: 115/76 (stable)

Pulse: 84 BPM (slightly elevated but within normal pregnancy parameters)

Respiration: 18 breaths per minute

Weight Gain: 18 pounds above initial enlistment baseline (notable increase from previous month, consistent with advancing gestation).

Gestational Progress

Estimated 28 weeks (7 months). The uterine and lower abdominal growth is consistent with typical third-trimester developments in male pregnancy.

Fetal heart tones remain strong on auscultation (~146 BPM). Fetal movements reported to be frequent, especially in the evenings.

Rectal Examination

Pvt. Matthews reports periodic pressure and heaviness in the rectal canal, especially when standing or marching for extended periods.

On gentle palpation, the rectum shows increased vascularity and mild swelling, which is not unusual in the late stages of male pregnancy. However, care must be taken to prevent or manage potential hemorrhoids, given added strain in this region.

The anal sphincter demonstrates normal tone, though Pvt. Matthews describes occasional episodes of discomfort—likely linked to fetal positioning and the downward pressure exerted by the growing child.

Hip and Pelvic Girdle Assessment

Complaints of hip soreness and lower back ache have intensified since last examination (one month prior). This is attributed to gradual pelvic widening and the shifting center of gravity.

Physical palpation indicates mild ligament laxity around the hip joints—a natural adaptation in male pregnancies as the body prepares for labor.

Pvt. Matthews experiences discomfort when required to traverse uneven terrain or stand in formation for extended durations. He reports temporary relief with short seated rests and mild stretches.

Nutritional and Environmental Factors

Wartime rationing complicates access to fresh produce, but additional calorie allowances have been arranged.

Daily supplements (when available) include powdered milk, iron tablets, and occasionally vitamin-fortified biscuits. Pvt. Matthews has been instructed to remain vigilant about hydration, as dehydration can exacerbate swelling and discomfort.

Duty Restrictions and Lifestyle

Currently assigned to administrative duties at a rear-echelon facility to minimize prolonged standing and heavy lifting.

Recommended low-impact movements: occasional short walks, gentle pelvic exercises, and if feasible, daily check-ins with medical staff for observation.

Sleep remains inconsistent due to frequent nighttime fetal activity and shared barracks noise, though Pvt. Matthews states he manages intermittent rest as best he can.

Psychological Outlook

Pvt. Matthews displays a mix of resolve and concern. He expresses worry about the stigma associated with his pregnancy and the uncertainty of how the child will be cared for if deployment conditions worsen.

Reports a sense of relief in having official medical oversight. Limited but consistent morale support from select squadmates and some discreet chaplain consultations appear beneficial.

Recommendations

Rectal & Hip Care

Moderate Rest: Schedule routine seated breaks to alleviate rectal pressure.

Support Garments: A supportive belt or band around the lower abdomen may reduce strain on hips and rectal canal.

Warm Compresses: Applied to the lower back and hips can mitigate soreness; for rectal discomfort, brief sitz baths or mild topical ointments (when resources permit).

Continued Nutritional Support

Maintain priority rations and supplements. Encourage iron- and protein-rich foods to prevent anemia and support fetal growth.

Ensure hydration, especially given increased metabolic demands at seven months.

Monitoring and Follow-Up

Regular monthly checks, or sooner if rectal swelling increases or if new symptoms arise (e.g., significant bleeding, severe pelvic pain).

Coordinate with field hospital staff to prepare for potential labor or complications, given the unusual deployment environment.

Emotional and Social Support

Where possible, arrange for discreet counseling. Encourage Pvt. Matthews to continue confiding in chaplain or trusted medical personnel, minimizing isolation.

If feasible, discuss postpartum logistics with commanding officers to ensure the newborn’s welfare and Pvt. Matthews’s postpartum recovery.

Conclusion

At seven months pregnant, Pvt. Matthews remains in stable condition with no immediate red flags detected aside from typical third-trimester challenges. Symptoms such as rectal heaviness, hip soreness, and general fatigue reflect the normal physiological adaptations of late-stage male pregnancy. Ongoing support, both medical and logistical, will be crucial to ensure a safe outcome for both father and child as wartime circumstances persist.

Signed,

Capt. Robert H. Nolan, M.D.

U.S. Army Medical Corps, Western Front